WORDS OF WISDOM
"I'm playing like Tarzan and scoring like Jane."
--Chi Chi Rodriguez
"I asked my caddy for a sand wedge, and he came back with a ham on rye."
--Chi Chi Rodriguez
"I deny allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk, and a moose."
--President Gerald R. Ford
"If a lot of people gripped a knife and for like they do a golf club, they would starve to death."
--Sam Snead