WORDS OF WISDOM
"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball."
--Jack Lemmon
"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."
--Bob Hope
"Why don't you come down here and fight like a man!" Tommy Bolt, shaking his fist at the sky after a missed putt
"For most amateurs, the best wood in their bag is the pencil."
--Chi Chi Rodriguez