
"Golf is a game where the ball always lies poorly and the player well."
"A two-foot putt counts the same as a 300-yard drive."
"Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you"
"If your best shots are the practice swing and the 'gimme' putt, you might wish to reconsider this game."
"A 'gimme' can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers...neither of whom can putt very well."